Recently CBS news asked the question:  Why would America want to vote against the coolest President ever?  And I’d have to agree.  Obama is so cool.  I mean he talks the NCAA.  The ladies of the View think he’s cool (and that’s good enough for me.)  Men, well in the press anyway, have man crushes […]

Recently the issue of native American heritage has been in the news  with the discovery that Elizabeth Warren, Democratic nominee for Senator from Massachusetts. is native American.  In my perambulations around the Island of Manhattan there has to be a bar around here that hasn’t kicked me out people often ask me how they can […]

Here at Manhattan Infidel I am always taking photos of my penis with my iPhone looking for ways to improve the lives of my readers.  My latest installment in that award-winning series c’mon I sent you a text of my penis – doesn’t that prove I love you? will deal with computers. We all use […]

The director of the Secret Service, Mark J. Sullivan has announced far-reaching changes in the agency designed to head off an further scandals such as the one currently gripping the agency. As the leader of this agency I of course take full responsibility for this scandal.  This happened on my watch.  Yes I could resign […]

The recent embarrassing sex scandal involving the Secret Service had shed unwanted light on the organization charged with protecting the president.  Specifically it has revealed the heretofore unknown “frat-house” atmosphere that just-released documents show has existed from the agency’s beginning. Shortly after its creation by President Lincoln the following document, obtained through the freedom of […]

Once again here at the worldwide headquarters of do you come here often?  Do you like older men? Manhattan Infidel it is time to present for my readers their horoscope.  Enjoy!  I just want to touch you that’s all.  Please let me touch you.  I’m so lonely. Aries (March 21-April 19) Congratulations are in order.  […]

CCs pitch count is up to 84. Somewhere in retirement Joe Torre, wearing a wife beater t shirt and drinking a can of Schlitz is screaming at the TV: get the bullpen up! (228)

Top of 5th – drunk fan runs out onto the field and gets tackled by NYPD and taken under the stands to meet his demise.. (164)

Gardenhire ejected! (258)

CC Sabathia gives up 2nd inning home run to Josh Willingham. Twins fans are ecstatic. Forgive them father they know not who they root for. 1-0 Twins. Because Tex has been scratched Nick Swisher is playing first (to the chagrin of the beater creatures who have to deal with the much less charismatic and totally […]