Here at the worldwide headquarters of the journalistic juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel we strive to provide the latest news not covered by the MSM.  We also strive to better the lives of our readers.  Because a well-informed, sophisticated, knowledgeable reader will be forty percent less likely to call the police after I send them tasteful […]

Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel I often find myself wondering about my readers.  Are they happy?  Are they employed? Do they have naked photos they might want to share? Okay so I lied about the first one and as for the naked photos I am currently prohibited from looking at any naked photos sent to […]

I’ve just noticed my comment widget has disappeared.  I will see what went wrong. In the meantime, drinks are on the house! (977)

ISIS, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, announced today that it will be introducing universal health care in areas under their control. “The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria” began the statement “are pleased to announce that all Muslims will have access to free, universal healthcare.” We do this because the prophet wants us […]

No post today.  I’m playing hookie. So to my loyal readers (both of them) I say join me.  Call in sick.  Tell your boss you ain’t gonna work on Dizzy’s farm no more. Then hack into his computer and change his Outlook signature to “Stop me before I kill again.” It’s fun.  Besides, do you actually […]

And now for Part VII of my series on the new and improved annotated Declaration of Independence.  I vow to continue with this series until I am stopped by my political enemies.  Or until the police arrest me for once again standing by the window with no pants on.  Come to think of it, the […]

And so dear readers let us continue with our improvement of the Declaration of Independence. (Declaration and Constitution not valid in continental United States.) He has constrained our fellow Citizens [1] taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms [2] against their Country, to become the executioners  [3] of their friends and Brethren, or to fall […]

The Death Star, the ultimate weapon of the Galactic Empire, will be retrofitted with green technology, making it cheaper, more efficient and friendly. “It is our deepest hope that the Death Star will become a place we can be proud of” said Emperor Palpatine. Galactic Domination isn’t cheap. I have heard the criticism of the […]

A plane is shot down by the Russians.  Israel begins an invasion of the Gaza Strip.  Central Americans by the tens of thousands cross the southern border every day.  What do all these disasters have in common?  The bear is loose!  President Obama will reassure panicked Americans that he is firmly in charge by going […]

Occasionally here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™  I like to hand the pages of this blog over to guest commentators.  I do this for two reasons: As a member of the MSM I pride myself on carrying the Democratic party’s bath water bringing varying viewpoints to my readers. The drunk tank at the […]