Spam I am.

Today I’d like to continue a new segment I started last week called “A visit to the Spam Factory.”  Why visit the Spam Factory? Two reasons.  One:  I think it would be amusing and enjoyable for my readers.  And two:  The hooker who stole my pants has my wallet so I can’t afford to buy a paper to see if there is anything to write about.

So without further adieu, I now present Manhattan Infidel’s spam:

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Secular components?  Atheist!

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Oh god…..I’m done.

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This is code, correct?  So the assassination is authorized by the Central Command?

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I’m flattered you noticed.  Well you know I work out regularly.  And I take Cialis daily.

Nike Tennis writes:

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Burberry Umbrella Sale writes:

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Look you tell everyone at the Sector that I don’t work for them anymore.  I’ve signed with a different porn studio.

Cheap Louis Vuitton Menswear writes:

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Mainly through the internet and a little thing I like to call psychotropic drugs.

How Many Cigarettes in a Carton of Newports writes:

You have already been on the the other side of your fence.

What can I say?  My neighbor is a MILF.

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Yes but unfortunately my role will now be played by Ben Affleck.

Air Jordon Pas Cheres writes:

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Speaking of fruits completely coated in brandy I saw Andy Dick staggering down 3rd Avenue the other night.

Menthol Cigarettes writes:

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This is a coincidence.  That’s my Outlook signature at work.

Calvin Klein Baratos writes:

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That’s the same thing your wife said when I paid her for sex.

And finally Aire Max BW Pas Cher writes:

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You’re talking about Miley Cyrus aren’t you?

Until next time readers this has been a visit to the Spam Factory.  Now if you’ll excuse me I have to find my pants.

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