Browsing the blog archives for July, 2012

My Exclusive Interview with Lassie

  Following up on yesterday’s post where I revealed to my readers the news that Lassie had been arrested for suspicion of setting the Colorado wildfires, today I have the privilege of interviewing the out-on-bail Collie. MI:  Good afternoon Lassie. Lassie:  Good afternoon. It’s good to be here.  I appreciate the opportunity to get my […]

Lassie Questioned About Colorado Wildfires!

  Lassie, a Collie who likes to hang out with United States Forest Rangers has spent the night in police custody after being named a “Collie of interest” in the raging wildfires devastating Colorado. Suspicions were first raised about Lassie when Bob Erickson and Scott Turner  the two forest rangers who adopted Lassie noticed burns […]