Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Mitt Romney Announces Exploratory Committee to Determine by How Much He Will Lose 2012 Nomination

The handsome ex-governor of Massachusetts stared into the camera. Hello. I am Mitt Romney.  And this is my hair.  I am announcing today the opening of an exploratory committee.  This exploratory committee has one purpose:  To determine by how much I will lose the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.  If my exploratory committee determines that I […]