Archeologists Discover Treasure Trove of Previously Unknown Cave Paintings

Can you spot Brett Favre’s penis?Archeologists announced today that they have discovered a treasure trove of heretofore unknown cave paintings by ancient man.

Previously discovered cave paintings contained images of wild animals such as bisons, horses or deer.  The newly discovered paintings however contained a new element that at first was not able to be identified.  After scientists compared the paintings with recently released cell phone messages sent to former New York Jets employee Jenn Sterger they were able to identify the surprising paintings as being representations of Brett Favre’s penis.

Since it has been speculated that ancient man painted on cave walls for religious reasons this is opening new interpretations on life for many.  Said one scientist:

Clearly if ancient man drew paintings of Favre’s penis then they are trying to tell us that Favre’s member had religious, magical properties.  Clearly these paintings prove that Favre’s junk had the ability to travel through time.  Clearly it must be worshipped.

Throughout Europe and America there are reports of previously content and orthodox scientists abandoning families and research and forming tiny communities called “BFPW“, short for Brett Favre Penis Worshipers.

These BFPWs often refuse to pay taxes, claiming that they are no longer subject to civil authorities and must follow the higher “call of the member.

Authorities from the affected countries will meet in an emergency session at the U.N.

This is the greatest threat to western civilization since Kanye West” said France’s Minister of Defense.

The BFPWs say that they merely want to be left in peace to worship Favre’s penis as their conscience sees fit.

In related news, it has been announced that Mel Gibson and Brett Favre will star in a romantic comedy entitled “I’m going to Burn Your House Down but First You Will Blow Me!”

The movie is rated R for adult language, violence and disturbing images of Brett Favre’s junk.


8 Responses

  1. Brett Favre as “The Ageless Wonder” takes on a whole new meaning in the light of these new findings.

    I just hope Blanca Soto’s rack can travel through space-time and end up in my living room.

  2. Manhattan Infidel says:

    CRS: An event such as that would be a victory for the common man!

  3. innominatus says:

    Randy Moss is an apostate heretic non-believer. The holy books of BFPW demand that we burn him at the stake.

  4. Manhattan Infidel says:

    That will happen. All unbelievers will be punished.

  5. Truth.

    I am unbelievably common. And I could use a victory.

  6. Manhattan Infidel says:

    CRS: Time traveling racks. Coming to the CW network. With vampires!

  7. Karen Howes says:

    Nah, Kanye West is much bigger threat. He might grabe Brett’s penis, thinking it’s a microphone. 🙂

  8. Matt says:

    Time traveling racks could become the next new technology, or, as they say, the next “big thing.”

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