Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Klingon Fired from Suicide Prevention Hotline

Gor Khan, a 37 year old Klingon working at a local suicide prevention hotline has been fired after it was discovered that his “call disposition” actually led to suicides. “I blame myself for hiring him” said supervisor Greg Hughes.  “He seemed like he really wanted to help.  But the poor guy just didn’t have the […]