Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Steinbrenner Fires God

Dateline Heaven: George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees died at 6:30 EST.  Arriving in Heaven, Steinbrenner immediately fired God. “Yankee fans deserve a winner. They demand a winner.  And Heaven isn’t winning” said Steinbrenner. God was informed of his firing when he showed up for work this morning. “He could have told me […]