Recently I had the chance to sit down with E.T., beloved extra-terrestrial, illegal immigrant and registered Democrat.  During our talk I had the opportunity to ask him many questions of interest, ranging from his personal life to why he is still on Earth. MI:  Good afternoon E.T.  E.T.:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel.  But you […]

As is my wont here at Manhattan Infidel I occasionally like to turn the pages of my blog over to guest commentators.  Today it is my pleasure to welcome Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt.  Take it away Brad! Thank you Manhattan Infidel.  I am happy to address the readers of your award-winning blog. Note:  My blog […]

  In the wake of another weekend gone by without a shooting by Tim Tebow, NBC sports personality Bob Costas used halftime to speak on the subject and advocate for “Jesus Control.” We here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are not in the business of advocating for any position.  But in my capacity […]

Archie Bunker, hard working family man and provider currently residing at 704 Hauser Street, has expressed repeated annoyance and frustration with his free-loading son-in-law, Michael Stivic. “I’ve worked my entire life” said Bunker. Do you think I had it easy growing up? No sir.  I was never able to  live rent free while going to […]

  The controversy surrounding Orville Redenbacher and his iconic brand of popcorn grows deeper with each stunning revelation. The scandal first erupted when several college students made trips to emergency rooms complaining that they couldn’t sleep, were nervous, couldn’t concentrate and that their testicles had dropped off. “At first we though they were Business Administration […]

  Having taken a couple days off to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday I once again take to the the pages of my blog.  Today I am interviewing perhaps the most famous composer of his day, Sir Paul McCartney. MI:  Sir Paul it’s a pleasure to be able to interview you. SPM:  Thank you, Mr. Infidel.  […]

  Clark Kent, respected reporter for the Daily Planet, one of Metropolis’ bigger newspapers has quit his job, reportedly “disgusted” by the state of journalism today.  I recently  had a chance to sit down with Kent to discuss the state of journalism today. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Kent.   CK:  Good afternoon, Mr. Infidel. MI:  […]

The case of the murder of Helen Kimble, wife of Stafford, Indiana pediatrician Richard Kimble (pictured here) has  taken a new turn. At 1 pm local time Rick Allen, drummer for the English rock band Def Leppard was brought into Stafford police headquarters by Lt. Philip Gerard. “I am proud to say we finally have […]

  Seventy years after the movie Casablanca became an instant classic, Hollywood has announced plans for a remake.  While the roles have not been cast as of yet, I was lucky enough to look at the script, which I will recount here for my readers. I spoke to a Hollywood producer who told me the […]

North Philadelphia resident “Fat” Albert Jackson has launched a defamation of character lawsuit against popular comedian Bill Cosby. The plaintiff is asking for 75 million dollars in damages done to his reputation and career by Mr. Cosby as well as a share of the profits from the Saturday morning children’s show “Fat Albert and the […]