As all of you are now probably aware, the blockbuster straight to DVD movie The Obama Effect has recently opened.  I found it to be a compelling movie about one man and his struggle to maintain the position of his business among the five families in New York.  Especially after that bastard Tessio betrayed […]

It is a presidential election year in America where the candidates for the Democratic and Republican parties fan out across our great country giving speeches to the public.  But with the speeches comes a disturbing phenomenon. All throughout 2008 there were reports of a rapturous populous collapsing during Obama’s speeches.  And with the recent fainting […]

Good afternoon my fellow Americans. As many of you are no doubt aware I am in a fight to win reelection.  My opponent, Mitt Romney, has access to virtually unlimited resources and ill-begotten money.  This money he has no doubt been hiding away in off-shore bank accounts since his days as a corporate raider at […]

Fast on the heels of the Supreme Court’s historic decision to uphold Obamacare, I, the Manhattan Infidel, have decided to levy a tax on all Americans who do not visit my blog and hit up my tip jar. Accordingly, starting on Thursday July 12, 2012, all those who do not visit my blog will be […]

By an overwhelming vote that crossed partisan lines, congress today voted to end all freedom of choice for all Americans for everything. “It is time we realize that freedom is not absolute” declared Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV).  “People are using their freedoms to make wrong choices.  The wrong foods to eat.  The wrong […]

  Happy Fourth of July America.  Today we celebrate the birthday of a great experiment in liberty and self-government.  So how are we doing?  Have we succeeded?  Let Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise school us.  (And yes I know this clip mentions the Constitution not the Declaration of Independence but if I […]

  June 28, 2062.  Year 45 of the Socialist Republic of America. Today America celebrates the spiritual birthday of our great Socialist Republic.  And with the passage of 50 years it is time to take a look back at the momentous events of 2012-2017. Shortly after 10 a.m. on that morning the supreme court, led […]

  Over the past four years I have watched our country torn apart by those bitter clingers who refuse to acknowledge the justice of redistribution of wealth.  I have watched as the bitter clingers have harassed the brilliant constitutional mind of Barack Obama.  Obama, perhaps the smartest man in the world and definitely the smartest […]

  In a tense stand-off that nearly resulted in tragedy, President Obama while speaking at a NALEO (National Association of Latino Elected Leaders) luncheon had the secret service confiscate all forks and knives before the President would speak to the association. “This is standard operating procedure” said a Secret Service agent at the luncheon.  “We […]

Like all those suffering from mental illness oh God my synapses are misfiring again! patriotic Americans I find myself concerned about the constant leaks issuing from the Executive Mansion.  Using my background and training working the counter at McDonalds  in special ops I had the opportunity to gain entrance into the White House and find […]