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Silence

  No post today in wake of Obama’s reelection. Just one tattered American flag. There will be no post tomorrow either.  I’m tired. America.  This is how nations die. ~ Manhattan Infidel (474)

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America Votes for Free Stuff

President Obama has been reelected. Yes.  You heard correctly.  President Obama has been reelected. Four years of recession. Four years of scandal. Allies insulted. Enemies bowed to. Ambassadors killed and dragged through the streets. Debt increased by five billion. Obamacare set to take effect. All this. And America still reelected a small, petty, vicious man […]

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Vote With Your Lady Parts! A Message from the Democratic Party

The day has arrived.  After the primaries.  After the conventions. After being caught in a hotel room with quart of Budweiser, an inflatable doll and a DVD of season three of “Golden Girls”  After the fall campaign, it is time to vote. And on this historic day we’d like to address ourselves to one segment […]

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Biden to Give America the Whole Load

  With four days left until election day, Vice President Biden has ramped up the campaign rhetoric.  At a campaign stop in Sarasota Florida he promised to “give the whole load.’ Since the moment Biden promised to “as they say in my business give the whole load” the phones at the international headquarters of Manhattan […]

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My First Time by Lena Dunham

By now my readers are probably aware of the new Barack Obama ad starring Lena Dunham in which she talks about her “first time” voting for Barack Obama and compares it to a first time sexual experience. Naturally I was confused by the ad and what it was trying to accomplish. Voting for Barack Obama […]

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Barack Obama’s Debate Notepad Part Deux

As I did with last week’s debate I was able to sneak into the  auditorium and steal President Obama’s notes.  And once again I was shocked at the lack of security.  There was a drone flying overhead but it just watched me. And so without further adieu (hey that rhymes with deux!) I now present […]

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Hillary Clinton Takes the Blame for Everything

  In an explosive and far-reaching interview with CNN on Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took “full responsibility” for everything bad that has happened in the history of the world. It was me.  I take full responsibility.  I am the head of state.  I mean the Secretary of State.  This happened on my watch.  […]

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An Exclusive Look at Obama’s Debate Notepad

  Those who watched last night’s debate between President Obama and Republican Challenger Mitt Romney may have noticed both candidates frequently writing notes on a slip of paper.  You may have wondered, “What are they writing?” After the debate was over I was lucky enough to slip past security (apparently more security was requested but […]

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Three Out of Four MSM Agree: Biden Kicked Butt!

The much ballyhooed debate between Vice President Joe Biden and his arrogant mere congressional challenger Paul Ryan went off last night as expected:  Joe Biden wiped the floor with the young upstart. As an accredited member of the MSM (pending attorney general approval, of course) I had a chance to watch the debate with several […]

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Biden, Ryan Prep for Debate

  As the Vice Presidential debate nears, both Vice President Biden and Paul Ryan have been huddled with their respective teams prepping for the debate. In Vice President Biden’s camp, optimism reigns. “We are going to crush Ryan” said an aide who wishes to remain anonymous. Joe Biden is one of the intellectual lights of […]

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