The big news this week in New York is that Lis Smith, Mayor-elect de Blasio’s communications director has shacked up with disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer, aka, Client Number Nine. Many are wondering how Smith, 31, a smart, accomplished career woman could become involved with the hooker happy ex-governor. “Why is she with him? […]

In the wake of the controversy surrounding the fake interpreter at Mandela’s funeral who was allowed to get within six feet of the president, the Secret Service announced today a complete overhaul of its security procedures. “Nobody is more embarrassed by this than I am” said Secret Service director Julia Pierson. How this guy ever […]

During his trip to South Africa for Nelson Mandela’s funeral, President Obama posed for a selfie with British PM David Cameron and Dutch PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt.  As the first lady sat sullenly, the President laughed with the two world leaders and took pictures of himself while the rest of the world mourned. The pictures have […]

While problems persist with the Healthcare.Gov web site, the Obama administration has launched a new series of ads promoting the Affordable Care Act that target a core Democratic constituency: women. “We are not Republicans” said DNC Vice Chair Raymond Buckley. We do not have a war against woman.  We care about women.  Especially their orgasms. […]

With the unprecedented agreement with Iran to curb its nuclear activity, peace, indeed has come to our time. In keeping with my long-standing responsibility to my readers of not sending them pictures of my privates providing information I now give you the entire text of this ground-breaking and historic agreement: Iran and the United States, taking […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my honor to interview Mayor Rob Ford. MI:  Hello Mr.  Mayor.  It’s a pleasure to have you here. RF:  I’m glad to be here. MI: Let’s start off with what everybody wants to know about.  You were caught on tape smoking crack cocaine. RF: Yes I was.  Let me just […]

Caroline Kennedy, daughter of the late President Kennedy (pictured here) has been sworn in as the new ambassador to Japan. “This appointment has a special significance for me” said Kennedy. As we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of my father’s presidency. I am conscious of my responsibility to uphold the ideals he represented.  Which is […]

The evil that is Sarah Palin has struck again, slamming a typhoon into the Philippines and killing an estimated 10,000, leaving millions homeless and property damage in the hundreds of millions. “I haven’t seen so much death and destruction since I went to that Who concert in Cincinnati!” declared a grief-stricken Vice President Biden. As […]

Bill de Blasio, the mayor-elect of New York City has announced a five-year economic plan to revitalize the city. “My New Economic Policy is what this city needs to move forward” declared de Blasio. Naturally this will entail change and change will always be painful to the entrenched capitalist interests.  The first part of the […]

Warren Wilhelm, Jr., better known as Bill de Blasio has won a landslide election and will become the next mayor of New York City. As a well-respected blogger and reporter I was delivering the pizza I was able to gain access to de Blasio’s campaign headquarters and had a front row seat for his acceptance […]