Mark Teixeira scratched from tonight’s game for “flu-like symptoms.”. Ain’t Venereal disease a bitch? (264)

The Bluebird of happiness is dead, the victim of an apparent suicide. Known throughout the world as a symbol of cheerfulness, happiness, hearth and home, good health, new birth and the renewal of spring time, the Bluebird of happiness hid a dark side. “The bird had issues” said his grief-stricken agent.  “OCD, substance abuse, failed […]

A who’s who of A- B- C- D-list celebrities banded together to record a tribute song for Trayvon Martin, the Florida youth assassinated by white Hispanic racist George Zimmerman. The group that included such A- B- C- D-list celebrities as Loretta Devine, Courtney Vance, Kelly Price, Keke Palmer, Eva Pigford, Terry Crews, Toccara and Boris […]

News stations around the United States interrupted regular programming today to report on a sadly troubling American phenomenon:  a school going into lockdown because of a threat of violence.  The trouble started around 12:30 when a student at a high school in upstate New York noticed one of his fellow students eating a ring ding. […]

Dateline December 18, 1865 From the editorial board of the New York Times Word has just reached New York that the controversial Secretary of State William Henry Seward (pictured above) has announced the ratification of the 13th amendment to the constitution, outlawing slavery and involuntary servitude except as punishment for a crime. While not entering […]

Wading into the racially-charged murder of  Trayvon Martin, director Spike Lee used his twitter account to tweet what he believed was the address where George Zimmerman lived. Attention!  I know where the racist George Zimmerman lives!  He lives at 1313 Mockingbird Lane!  That’s 1313 Mockingbird Lane! The problem?  George Zimmerman does not live at 1313 […]

From the desk of Chancellor Dennis Walcott For immediate release: To all parents and caregivers of children attending New York City public schools: As all of you are no doubt aware and has been reported by the local media, a record 15 Department of Education employees have been busted this year for alleged sexual contact […]

The following has been reprinted with kind permission from the New Black Panther Party of America: Greetings brothers! Since the attack on our noble brother Trayvon Martin by a Hispanic – a white Hispanic – many of our peoples have asked us in the Executive Council of the New Black Panther Party whether this is […]

It was once a staple of every child’s school experience:  a trip to the vending machine for some tasty snacks.  But all that is now to change.  Thanks to renewed benevolence from the Federal government I have to say that or the Feds will come to my place and use my bathroom after a heavy […]

  Buoyed by the success of her first commercial for the ASPCA, Canadian singer Sarah McLachlan has filmed a second commercial which will begin airing soon. “This commercial will be wider in scope” she announced at the press conference introducing the commercial.  “While it’ll still be about saving abused cats and dogs, there will be […]