While many are lamenting Samuel L. Jackson’s pro-Obama political ad what many do not understand is that it was originally much worse. “It’s true” said Alexander Soros, 25-year old son of George Soros, who funded the ad.  “We went through a lot of changes.  The ad is quite watered-down when compared to what we […]

 Like many of you I was disappointed and saddened by the release of Hulk Hogan’s sex tape.  I was disappointed and saddened because its release might potentially flood the sex tape market.  And I have my own sex tape that I am proud to say will be released next week. As a service to my […]

  We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel have a two-fold mission:  To report the news and analyze and make sense of the events.  As it says right here in my mission statement card: Hello.  If I have handed you this card I am disorientated and possibly not wearing pants.  All your base […]

  With the events of the past two weeks, the burning of embassies, the killing of Americans, bodies being dragged through the streets, I have begun to worry about the safety of you, my readers.  So using my expertise in software making shit up I have devised a handy “Muslim Outrage” guideline.  Read this for […]

  1980s recording star and current nostalgia act Madonna (pictured above) has promised to strip naked if President Obama wins reelection in November. During one of her concerts, after a group of young male dancers led Madonna on stage in her wheelchair, the ’80s icon removed the oxygen mask from her face and told her […]

Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel I am always looking for a cheap hooker subjects to interview.  World leaders?  Sports figures? Hollywood superstars? You name it I have interviewed libeled them all.  But today I’m taking a different track. Everyone loves eating.  And so I present my exclusive interview with the delicious dish […]

  The annual hot dog eating contest of Mt. Holly, New Jersey was in trouble.  Held every July 4th and with proceeds going to charity the event drew less people with each passing year. “We just couldn’t compete with Coney Island” said an organizer.  The organizers tried other foods besides hot dogs.  Hamburgers, pizza, cheese […]

  The discovery of a 4th century papyrus that mentions a wife of Jesus has biblical scholars around the globe debating its authenticity. Perhaps the most controversial segment of the papyrus is a 1.5 by 3 inch fragment that contains the phrase, “Jesus said to them, my wife…..” Said one scholar: Why wouldn’t Jesus be […]

  With the riots in Libya and Egypt I have decided, for the benefit of my readers who may be unaware of the root causes of such riots, to publish the Rioting Muslim Template™.  As always, if you are caught or killed in a Muslim riot the President of the United States will disavow any […]

Here in a garbage-strewn alley at the worldwide headquarters of the journalistic juggernaut known as Manhattan Infidel I have had the opportunity to interview many people.  And today I am pleased to welcome to the pages of my blog the sitting Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Vice President.   […]