Sports competitions have a way of uniting a people and supplying much needed pride.  Pride in one’s country.  Pride in one’s culture.  And with this in mind I would like to introduce my readers to the first annual “Gaza Strip Games.” And without further adieu here is the list of events. Dunk-a-Jew This competition, […]

  Hello Americans of all races, religions and sexual preferences!  I am Kathleen Sebelius the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services. And yes, I am a human woman. No.  I am not a Romulan woman who’s had her ears scaled back.  I am a fully functioning human though many have mistaken me […]

The war in Afghanistan, aka, the “Long War” has seen many commanders and many changes in tactics over the years. Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to turn over my blog to our current commander in Afghanistan, Marine Corp General John Allen, who will discuss the challenges he has had to deal with prosecuting […]

  The Federal Bureau of Investigation, long known by its nickname “The Privacy Penetraters” has set the world of Washington DC afire with the discovery of the affair between CIA director David Petraeus and his biographer Paula Broadwell. Speaking from Washington, FBI director Robert  Mueller told reporters that The FBI prides itself on uncovering and […]

  CHAPTER 1. 1. The book of the generation of Barack, the son of Redistribution. 2.  Thomas Jefferson begot James Madison.  And Madison begot James Monroe.  And Monroe begot Andrew Jackson 3.  And Jackson begot Martin Van Buren. And Van Buren begot James Knox Polk. 4.  And Polk begot Franklin Pierce.  And Pierce begot James […]

  It has been learned that President Obama will address the nation tonight at 8 pm to talk about the devastation wrought by Hurricane Sandy.  I have been  lucky enough to get a transcript of his speech so it’s a deal?  You’ll give me the speech and I’ll destroy the photos of Obama snorting cocaine? […]

“And Sandy, the aurora is rising behind us This pier lights our carnival life forever Oh, love me tonight, for I may never see you again Hey, Sandy girl My, my, baby” ~ Bruce Springsteen, 4th of July Asbury Park Bruce Springsteen wrote that in the ’70s, when he used to be good and long […]

  Dateline:  Ides of  March In a tragic event that the citizens of Rome have sadly become all too familiar with, a group of cowardly, hate-filled conservatives have assassinated the Great Leader, Julius Caesar. The Great Leader, who had single handedly restored order to a chaotic and dysfunctional Roman “Republic” died of multiple stab wounds. […]

If it’s one thing I pride myself on it is that Manhattan Infidel has almost as much traffic as the blog “Pictures of Gonorrhea.” If it’s another thing I pride myself on it is my uncanny knack for making the correct decision in every matter.  This skill has enabled me to  live a live of […]

  When the news broke that there was a foiled bombing attempt of the Federal Reserve building in New York City the journalist juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel sprang into action. From my crisis station at Fitzgerald’s Pub  I ordered six more pints. And some chicken wings.  Then I put Journey on the jukebox because, […]