C3PO has been chosen by the Obama administration to redesign the much-maligned healthcare.gov website. “I must admit this offer came out of left field” declared the lucky protocol droid. Before this my only experience with computers was uploading Quick Time video messages for Princess Leia.  But I was recently upgraded and now I come with […]

Educators have discovered the root cause of racism in America:  the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. “The Klan, school bombing and slavery.  These were all caused by peanut butter and jelly” declared the head of the Pacific Education Group, which is spearheading the move to ban the PB&J from all public schools. Think of the […]

Dateline June 1781.  Ye Olde New Yorke Times Thomas Jefferson, governor of the colony of Virginia is on the run and his whereabouts are currently unknown.  The King’s representative, Banarste Tarleton, and his 250-man cavalry force are searching for Jefferson and members of the Virginia Assembly and hope to capture him soon. “This man Jefferson […]

Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has a new plan to resuscitate his failing career: Murder! “Tim Tebow is a controversial figure” said New York Daily News sports columnist Mike Lupica. He believes in God.  He has never murdered anyone. Hell, he doesn’t even have a criminal record.  How can a man like this expect to […]

First lady Michelle Obama has started a new campaign to get Americans to drink more water. “Water is cheap.  Water is pure.  Water is renewable.  There is so much water can do for us” declared the First Lady. Since launching my anti-obesity campaign in 2010 I have been concerned about the health of Americans.  What […]

“You play to win the game”~ Herm Edwards And so the not quite yet mathematically eliminated Yankees finished their three game set against defending world champion San Francisco Giants on the day the Yankees honored Mariano Rivera.  Andy Pettitte, who announced his retirement last week pitched his final game at Yankee Stadium. What could possibly […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am honored to have the opportunity to interview one of the legends of the civil rights movement, the reverend Jesse Jackson himself. MI: Good afternoon Rev. Jackson JJ: I am pleased to be here, to appear before the people. MI: And I’m delighted to interview you.  Let’s talk about your son, Jesse Jackson […]

On Monday afternoon a civilian contractor at the Washington Navy Yard opened fire, killing 12 people. When news first broke of this tragic shooting I worked the phones, calling up all my connections in the mainstream media  to get the facts.  And that was crucial.  I only want to present the facts.  Speculation will help […]

It has now been 12 years since the man-caused disaster that afflicted the capital of capitalism in the United States. When the towers came down many in America looked to Hollywood to once again rally around the President and the country as they did during World War II. What follows are some of the examples […]

With the war with Syria imminent it would seem that President Obama does not need any  more problems.  Yet it seems that our first African-American president has trouble brewing on the home front:  First pet Bo is racist. “It’s true” said Jack Tapper of the White House Press Corps. I once saw him growl at […]