Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, August 14th, 2015

Thor Arrested for Possession of a Hammer Without a License!

Controversial superhero or super menace, depending on your point of view, Thor was arrested by police today and charged with possession of a hammer without a license. The arrest follows public outcry over Thor’s use of his hammer in violent incidents that placed innocent lives in jeopardy. “Sure Thor uses his hammer to fight evil […]