Spam! (The Clear Your Thoughts Edition)

Spam I am!

Spam I am!

It’s been a few months since I’ve done a Spam post. My readers may be wondering, “Manhattan Infidel do you no longer receive spam?”

Yes, I still receive spam but I’ve been so busy with my rewarding personal and professional accomplishments public nudity that I haven’t had a chance to compile any comments.  With that in mind I now present Spam!  The clear your thoughts edition.  Enjoy. And hit the tip jar you filthy degenerate bastards.

Finemente lavorati Nike Pallavolo Donna Zoom Volley Hyperspike Nero Bianco writes:

“I was curious to know how you center yourself and clear your thoughts before writing.”

That’s an excellent question.  Prayer, thought and reflection.  And lots of busty Asian girl on girl porn.  That’s how I clear my thoughts.  You should try it.  In fact I’m watching busty Asian girl on girl porn now.  Do you skype?  I want to show you my penis.

 Nouvelle Collection De Chaussure Christian Louboutin writes:

“I discovered your blog and boy am i impressed! Please continue posting and photographing delights!”

Thank you. And while I was clearing my thoughts with busty Asian girl on girl porn I photographed some tasteful, delightful photos of my body.  I’m sending them to you now.
Superior Bbarato 1600 Azul writes:

“This blog doesn’t show up correctly on my droid – you may wanna try and repair that”

These are not the droids you are looking for.  But does the photo of my penis I just sent you show up correctly?

Paris Near Longchamp writes:

“Awesome!!! I’ve been waiting all my life for this!!! Thanks Mr. Vincent!”

Finally, a high school girl who doesn’t call the police when I send her selfies.  You’re quite welcome.

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“Do you have any tips for aspiring writers?”

Tips?  Just the ones in my crawl space.  I mean clear your thoguhts.  With busty Asian girl on girl porn.

Chaussures Louboutin Bianca writes:

“I’m very sorry to hear you were unwell. Be well please.”

You want me to be well?  Then clear your thoughts and touch it!  Come on! Just touch it!

Boutique Louboutin Nantes writes:

“Why are you doing this? What is the motivation?”

My motivation is the respect and accolades that come my way.  But failing that clear your thoughts and touch it.  Come on!  Why won’t anyone touch it? It’s because I’m a blogger isn’t it? Many of us are clean and well groomed.  I don’t care what the haters say.

Ugg Fox Fur Gray Size 9 writes:

“I was exploring over the internet for some info since yesterday night.”

Wow.  That’s a lot of, um, exploring. Your arms must be tired.  I bet your thoughts are clear.

Friertglutt writes:

“About three minutes in, she starts crying. Fucking awkward. Turns out she had a boyfriend she didn’t tell me about and now she felt sorry.”

Wait.  You lasted three minutes?  What’s your secret?  How do you clear your thoughts?

Christian Louboutin Femme Pas Cher writes:

“I’m a high school teacher… would love to have the missile launcher on my desk…”

I think I know what you really mean.  Just be careful.  People are beginning to frown upon teacher-student sexual relationships.  Haters!  All of them.  They don’t have clear thoughts.

Fabricación hábil Blanco Negro Hombres Entrenadores writes:

“It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this brilliant blog!”

Well I do have a donate button.  And you better donate or I’ll go over to your place, clear my thoughts and donate some bodily fluids.

And there you have it.  Until next time!  Keep your head in the clouds, your feet on the ground and clear your thoughts.  Unless that violates your parole of course.


2 Responses

  1. petermc3 says:

    I knew Anthony Weiner and you sir are no Anthony Weiner so stop hot dogging it with your penis picture teasing.

  2. Manhattan Infidel says:

    “your penis picture teasing.”

    You sir are no rapper!

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