Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, July 25th, 2014

Galactic Empire Institutes Measures to Make Death Star Cost Efficient

The Death Star, the ultimate weapon of the Galactic Empire, will be retrofitted with green technology, making it cheaper, more efficient and friendly. “It is our deepest hope that the Death Star will become a place we can be proud of” said Emperor Palpatine. Galactic Domination isn’t cheap. I have heard the criticism of the […]