Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Nigerian Schoolgirls Kidnapped by Procol Harum!

In a move that has united the world in outrage, progressive British rock band Procol Harum kidnapped over 200 schoolgirls in Nigeria and is threatening to sell them for 12 dollars each. “This is very disturbing” declared the United Nations’ Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. I have no idea why Procol Harum would do this.  I mean I […]