In the week since “Debate-Apocalypse” in the Mile High City, many in the mainstream media have sought to explain President Obama’s performance with code words.  And in the tradition of the mainstream media (which exists in order to promote the Democratic Party dissemination of information) I will now enter the fray and give a sampling […]

Hello.  I shred Barack Obama’s trash.  I’m invisible to him, you know?  He doesn’t realize the service I provide, you know. If it wasn’t for me shredding his trash there’d be big scandals in this country, you know. I pick up and shred the documents that prove he was born in Kenya. I pick up […]

As an accredited member of the mainstream media it is my job to present the facts make stuff up that’ll harm Republicans. And so I have no choice but to report this painful and shocking story. The facts are these:  On Sunday morning Christian LaBella, a former congressional aide who never worked for Paul Ryan, […]

  In my travels across America sitting on a bar stool in Manhattan many of my readers the police have asked me to talk about racism hands up against the wall punk this is a bust. Specifically they want to know two things.  What is racism? And are they racist? Let’s start with the definition […]

  The day after Mitt Romney’s controversial and racist statement that the Palestinians aren’t interested in peace, thousands of outraged Palestians proved him wrong by rioting for peace. The trouble started when the racist candidate of the racist Republican party told a crowd, and I can’t believe that an intelligent person would even say such […]

With the news that Muslims have once again stormed embassies and killed Americans, prompting an apology from President Obama, it is time for some historical perspective. Presidential apologies are nothing new and have been handed down since the days of the slave-holding George Washington.  In the interest of Truthiness with a Touch of Mint™ I […]

  Yesterday, September 13th 2012 freedom was destroyed in New York City.  The New York City Board of Fascism Health voted 8-0 to ban the sale of big sodas and other sugary drinks at restaurants, concession stands and other eateries. As soon as the shameful vote was promulgated, police fanned out across the city to […]

Police along the I-95 corridor are on the lookout for a serial groper who attacks women in truck stops.  The groper, who calls himself “El Vice Presidente” targets biker women and without their consent engages in physical contact. “It was gross” said one victim of El Vice Presidente.  “I was just hanging out having a […]

  On this the 11th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon we at the worldwide headquarters of the unstoppable journalistic juggernaut known as Manhattan Infidel have decided to compile the careers of the major players of that days events. Note:  Because all of the planners of 9/11, with the […]

   Note:  The following email has been sent to all citizens and undocumented illegals residing in the United States. Greetings to all beneficiaries of rights granted by the United States Government!  As the campaign season begins let us all step back a moment to embrace the many benefits of belonging to the United States Government. […]