Shortly after announcing a 62-point safe streets initiative, the car containing Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) was filmed violating traffic laws including, but not limited to, going 15 miles over the speed limit, making illegal turns, driving through intersections and going past stop signs on several […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have traveled to the year 2035 where I will be holding a round-table discussion with several experts who will discuss the end of the Republic of America, its causes as well as the reign of King Barack the First (may he rule forever!) MI: Welcome.  I thank you all for being […]

  Even though 2016 is still two years away many are already speculating on the possible presidential contenders.  As a service to my readers I now present my take on those who may or may not run in 2016. First up:  The Democrats. Hillary Clinton  The former first lady, senator from New York and Secretary […]

“He shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary….” Constitution, Article II Section III “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone.” Barry Obama As is the case once a year, the ruler of […]

Like most Americans, recently I have been obsessed with those photos I sent to Olivia Wilde. Did she get them?  Why hasn’t she responded? the scourge of income inequality. For it is income inequality that is the biggest threat to American strength and vigor.  Oh I know certain “tea baggers” claim it is our insupportable debt. […]

People often say to me, “Manhattan Infidel, you’re a fair man. You only whipped me 39 times for being late with the money I owed you.”   And that’s true.  I am a remarkably fair and nonpartisan individual guided by my overriding sense of justice. Recently there has been some controversy regarding Wendy Davis’ official […]

  Being a compassionate man except when I’m down to my last beer hey bartender refill you slacker! I have been moved by the spectacle of Anthony Weiner.  Once a rising star in the Democratic party, Weiner is now virtually unemployable.  As a result of this income inequality Weiner has been forced to move out […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have as my guest the current chief executive of the empire state, Governor Andrew Cuomo himself. MI:  Good morning Governor Cuomo.  I want to start by asking you a few questions about some recent comments of yours. GC: You mean about how the Irish are savage pigs? MI: No. […]

  The political world was shaken to its foundations this past week when the presumptive 2016 Republican nominee Chris Christie  (shown here second from left with some aides) was accused of closing lanes at the George Washington bridge and causing massive traffic jams just to punish a political adversary. With my responsibility as a member […]

With our new mayor Bill de Blasio firmly ensconced in office, attention has shifted to his daughter Chiara de Blasio who has posted a video online talking about her troubles with substance abuse.  As a public service to my readers I now present a transcript of Miss de Blasio’s video.  Hopefully those of my readers […]