In an attempt to modernize their athletic department and reach out to opponents, Syracuse University announced that from now on its team name will be the Syracuse Mellow Hues. “We think this is a positive development and way past due” says Professor of Feminist Studies Sara Marsh.  “For too long the male dominated field of […]

Recent evidence brought to light suggests that Abraham Lincoln was addicted to steroids and other performance enhancing drugs. “Think about it” says Professor of history Robert Klein, author of the new book, “Behind the Shadows:  Lincoln and the Steroid Cheats of the Civil War”.  “This was a one-term congressman from some backwater district in rural […]

In a stunning move today New York City Mayor and Lord Protector of the Zebulon Province in the Adromeda Galaxy Michael Bloomberg announced that the focus on his third term will be eliminating “all human life within city limits.” Wearing the traditional gold robes and head dress of the Lord Protector, Bloomberg, surrounded by council […]

In a shocking twist after the recent beating of Rihanna by Chris Brown, an opinion poll  disclosed that 7 out of 10 Americans would also like to beat her up. “I can’t explain it” declared one pollster.  “We talked to what appeared to be  normal, respectable,  gainfully employed men. Yet they all became irrational at […]

Since starting my blog I have been asked many questions by people and I will try to answer them all now. 1.  S.J. of Manhattan, New York, writes “Is it easy to start a blog and why is my cat coming at me with a knife?” Excellent question S.J.  The answer is yes it is […]

After listening to my friends for years tell me that I am “behind the times” I finally decided to open my own blog. Ah, but what should my blog be about?  Write about something you are passionate about I am told. Good idea in theory but the reality is that right now I am passionate […]