Autopsies have been completed on those who died in the January shooting in Tuscon that injured Representative Gabrielle Giffords.   The results show a stunning climate of hate. Writes the deputy medical examiner for Pina County: A gunshot entrance wound is at the left lower back, 24 inches from the top of the head and three […]

In a spectacular and daring move, British troops marched on Washington D.C. today and proceeded to burn the Executive Mansion, the Capitol and other buildings. While a state of war does currently exist between the United States and Great Britain no motive was given for the burning.  Many are blaming the charged political rhetoric in […]

Young Billy is a 17-year old boy who enjoys math riddles, glee club and has plans to run for student body President.  All that changed in an instant. Last week Billy asked popular cheerleader Shannon to the prom.  He was rejected. In a cold-blooded utterance that can only be described as “terroristic in intent” Shannon […]

A tense, polarized and divided America was rocked again today by news that a cat, no doubt filled with hatred towards the government, vomited on a sofa.  Police and Congressional leaders are appealing for calm.  MSNBC interrupted its regularly scheduled programming (Behind Bars:  The All Musical Edition) to cover the fast-moving tragedy. Contessa Brewer:  Hello […]