Manhattan Infidel Presents a Musical Interlude

One must sing only progressive songs

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel I have decided to relax, kick my feet up and treat my readers to an exciting musical interlude.

But not just any musical interlude.  A progressive musical interlude.

Take it away progressive singers!  (Sung to the tune of “I’m going to wash that man right out of my hair.”}

 

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus.

 I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

And send it to the garbage can.

I’m gonna inject chemicals into my uterus

I’m gonna inject chemicals straight into my uterus

I’m gonna watch that needle move back and forth as the fetal matter tries to live

And send it to the garbage can.

Don’t try to have that baby!

Tear it up, rip it up!

vacuum him out, use forceps

cut it up, limb by limb.

Cancel him and let him go!

Yeah, progressive sister!

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

I’m gonna vacuum that man right outa my uterus,

And send him to the garbage can.

If a man uses his toxic masculinity to impregnate you,

If he votes Republican,

Waste no time, make a change,

Ride that baby right off your body.

it’s your body it’s your choice,

And deposit the fetal parts in the garbage

If he’s a capitalist

Waste no time, weep no more,

abort that baby that’s what choice is for.

Remove him from your uterus,

And throw out the nonviable fetal matter.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

I’m gonna vacuum, poison, use forceps to get that baby right outa my body.

I’m gonna vacuum, poison, use forceps to get that baby right outa my body.

Don’t try to have that child.

Tear it up, tear it up!

Wash it out,

rip him out

Push him out, slice him up.

Cancel him and let him go!

Yeah, progressive sister!

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

I’m gonna vacuum that baby right outa my uterus,

And throw it in the garbage

And throw it in the trash

I’m gonna delete him, send that toxic masculinity on his way.

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2 Comments

2 Responses

  1. LSP says:

    Infidel, it’s jaw-droppingly satanic.

    I don’t say that lightly.

    • Manhattan Infidel says:

      Sixty million abortions since 1973. And we laugh at Nazi Germany.

      We are worse than the Aztecs because as another commentator said, “The Aztecs didn’t have sonograms”

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