Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Mayor Bloomberg declares “War on Life”

In a stunning move today New York City Mayor and Lord Protector of the Zebulon Province in the Adromeda Galaxy Michael Bloomberg announced that the focus on his third term will be eliminating “all human life within city limits.” Wearing the traditional gold robes and head dress of the Lord Protector, Bloomberg, surrounded by council […]