Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Lonely Men Flock to Georgetown!

Since Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke testified before congress about the troubles she and other students at Georgetown have in finding birth control an unexpected side effect has taken place:  lonely men from all over the United States have flocked to the vicinity of the university looking for women. “This is great for business” […]

Sluts Demand Apology from Sandra Fluke

Lost in the controversy over “Slutgate” and Rush Limbaugh’s apology is the real issue at hand:  How has this affected the real sluts of America? (RSA). Note:  the RSA is not affiliated with the United Federation of Teachers. Apparently the RSA is not pleased with Ms. Fluke.  Said one prominent slut: This woman (Fluke) is […]

My Exclusive Interview with St. Augustine

Here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we’ve had the opportunity to interview many important figures. But this is I believe my first interview with a saint.  I am pleased to introduce to my readers a giant of the western church, St. Augustine (354-430 A.D.) himself. MI:  Thank you for taking time out of your […]

Muslims Outraged!

It has happened again.  NATO personnel in Afghanistan burned an undisclosed number of Korans, provoking angry outbursts and protests. Thousands of Afghans descended on Bagram airbase to protest the desecration, shouting, “Two, four, six, eight, burning Korans is hate, hate, hate!” “Stop American desecration”  and for some strange reason “She’s got electric boots, a mohair […]

Manhattan Infidel Movie Review: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Filled with Historical Inaccuracies

  Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel our mission statement includes three two basic elements:  to provide my readers with hard-hitting news stories, to better the lives of my readers through intellectual stimulation and to masturbate in all 50 states. In keeping with my desire to intellectually stimulate my readers I now present […]

TSA Admits Mistreatment of Passengers

The Transportation Safety Administration admitted today that on “a few, isolated occasions” elderly female passengers were subjected to intrusive pat downs and strip searches. “I was so humiliated” said an 88 year-old woman who wishes to remain anonymous. “All I wanted to do was visit my grandchildren for the holidays” said another woman, 85.  “I’m […]

Happy Blogoversary! The Leakage Edition

On February 20, 2009, a date that will (or is it shall?) live in infamy, the blog known as Manhattan Infidel debuted.  On February 21st, 2009, encouraged that the logs showed two hits Manhattan Infidel swore off all human contact to concentrate on the fame and fortune that no doubt would surely follow.  And here […]

Asshole Misdiagnosed with Tourette Syndrome

Since Tourette Syndrome was first diagnosed in 1885 by the French doctor George Giles de la Tourette those unfortunate to have the disease have had to deal with the social stigma attached. Typical was the the case of “John B.” of Kingston, New York.  Diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome at the age of 15 he found […]

Olivia Wilde Saves Manhattan Infidel's Life

I’ve tried them all:  eHarmony.  Match. The bar scene.  The bar scene at 4 am closing time.   “This is when the women show up right?”  The bar scene at 4:30 am.  “Where are the women?  What do you mean you’re throwing me out?”  The back alley scene at 5 am.  “So it’s 20 dollars, right?”  […]

Islam to Present Softer Side

In Afghanistan a 22-year old girl is tortured and murdered by her husband and mother-in-law for giving birth to yet another useless girl.  In Canada a 58-year old man, his wife and son are convicted of murdering their three teenage daughters in an “honor” killing because they had disgraced the family by dating, socializing, going […]