Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, October 31st, 2022

Santa’s New Electric-Powered Sleigh Crashes During Testing; No Survivors Found!

            Testing his new electric sleigh, Santa crashed shortly after takeoff.  There are no survivors. “We are deeply saddened by the death of Santa and our reindeer comrades” said an elf at Santa’s headquarters in the North Pole. Like all of us, Santa considered himself a steward of the environment […]