Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

Vincent Price to be Released into Florida Everglades

The Florida Department of Oh God Why Are We Doing This We Are Tampering in God’s DomainĀ has announced plans to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes into the Florida Everglades. Speaking from the Department’s headquarters in Miami its director said that the release of the genetically-modified mosquitoes serves no useful purpose but it should prove […]