In a statement released today, Crackle announced that he is splitting with Snap and Pop because of “creative differences”. “Sadly, after years of being together I find that instead of inspiring each other we now cramp each other’s style.  Snap and I have numerous philosophical differences of opinion regarding our direction.  As for Pop while […]

Frankenberry, popular during the ’80s and ’90s but recently fallen upon hard times, was found dead in an alley in Los Angeles this morning. Many will remember Frankenberry during his heyday when he was the most popular breakfast cereal around.  He would often be paired with archrival Count Chocula and the two would tour the […]

In shocking entertainment news, Sesame Street today announced that they are ending their long association with the Cookie Monster. Tracked down to his favorite watering hole on 3rd avenue, Cook, as his friends call him relaxed over a Coors Lite with a lime while he told his side of the story. “They say my demographics don’t […]