Browsing the blog archives for October, 2023

Hamas Leader Announces Bid for 2024 Democratic Presidential Nomination!

                Following the surprise raid into Israel and growing international support, Ismail Haniyeh announced today that he is seeking to usurp Joe Biden as the Democratic candidate for President in 2024. “I run not to oppose one man, but to oppose all Jews” said Haniyah to a throng […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Daily and Scientifically Accurate Horoscope!

            Being a member of society’s dregs elite I am of course a man of science.  And what is more scientific than the horoscope!  So today, presented for your approval, is the totally scientific and accurate horoscope. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18th) You will need to take a tougher […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Dead Dianne Feinstein

          Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ it is my pleasure to interview the late senator from California, Dianne Feinstein. MI:  Good afternoon Senator. DDF:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Let’s get right into it. You recently died. How will this affect your re-election campaign? DDF:  Isn’t that just […]

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